Taken from gavincoates.com:

But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness.

What the hell is he babbling on about? I think he's got bird flu!

gavincoates.com is based on a template, any text on it was added by whoever made the template as filler text. Nothing to do with me. One day I will get round to making the site...